Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Cleveland winning something

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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NAACP

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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