- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What did the man without a tongue say...

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Get off my porch.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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