- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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