- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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