Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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2 + 2 = fish

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Anti Joke

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