Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

obama

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

"Knock knock." "No."

Nickelback

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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