- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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