What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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