- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what's catchy? A cold

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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