- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

your mom

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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