Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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