What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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anal seepage

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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