- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potassium? K.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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