- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why? Why Not?

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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