Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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