Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Are you a tree

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

guess what chicken butt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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