No, Trinidad.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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more chocolate?

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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