Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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