There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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your mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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