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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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