- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

balls

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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