Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

H o m o comes out as homo

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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