A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Get off my porch.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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