Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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