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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Obama

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Potassium? K.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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