What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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