Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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