- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What comes after 23? 24.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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