- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Rebecca Black's career.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A man killed himself.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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