You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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this is not a joke. jks

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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