whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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