- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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