Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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WEED!

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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