- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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