- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

oooh look a banshee

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

when debbie meets downer

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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