The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Why? Why Not?

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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