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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

My parents have an open marriage.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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