- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

kesha is a virgin.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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