- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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