- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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