There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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david poredos

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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