- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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