- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

L's I's that took Viagra.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

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