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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Anti Joke

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