- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why? Why Not?

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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