What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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