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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

My parents have an open marriage.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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