- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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