- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

its snowing on mount fuji

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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