With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Potassium? K.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Obama

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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