Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Get off my porch.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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