TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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run farther?

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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kesha is a virgin.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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