- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Rebecca Black's career.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A man killed himself.

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