- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

GONNA

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Mullets

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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