- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Are you a tree

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Knock, Knock ...

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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