A seal walks into a club.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Mullets

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

whats chinese noodles

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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