Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Women Sports.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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you first

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Donkey lips

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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