why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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lol a man is drowning

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Anti Joke

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