I told you it would happen

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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