A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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