Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why? Why Not?

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Fine, the facts add up, excuse me if disinfecting what is left of my eyeball hurts like a bitch and reminds me of the fun I had losing about half of it and my eyelid left/right eyelid (I cannot tell left from right, I was born that way, on the bright side I can use both hands for everything). You know, I am sorry for taking such drastic measures, you know I could have spent the entire day with my wife and both my eyes, we where going on a trip around the world and stuff. Instead she is in police custody and I am stuck looking like a fucking pirate and my friend here does not quite get that its not the aching burning pain of living hell that gets to me, but rather the sensation of feeling pain at the core of my fucking eye whose sensation is so fucking overwhelming that I get just a little bit ticked off. Fucking hell am I glad we do not have a kid. I cannot pick up the phone, you see, its not my number, I paid off a couple of friends (do not really know them) To change their names to Nero. Now, if this is true and you have no idea who assaulted me, then you should have no problem knowing that I wont reveal where you live because we live pretty close to one another, you are not the only one that has proxies. If you do not mind you will have to chat with me here for a while, my eye hurts like a bitch and the fucked up sensation gives me just a tiny bit of anxiety, I will answer the phone, when my fucking hands stop trembling, I already dropped the fucking cell twice. Now it is busted and my friend is trying to put the chip into the other one yadayada, given the conditions I will call you,

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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