- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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