How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

this is not a joke. jks

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

This joke is funny

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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