True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

a man walked into a bar....

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

My penis is big... not.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Oh...okay, good.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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