Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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