When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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... Chan chan

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Where do you live? In a house

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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*insert joke here*

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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