Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Women Sports.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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