what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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