How are cars made? By magic.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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pauls tuck

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

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