A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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penis

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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