When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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the WNBA

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Your all fags

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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