- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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